Countdown To Fables #100: Jack Be Nimble

It’s time for another entry in my twice-weekly recap of stories in Fables, as we countdown to the release of issue #100.  Today’s story is titled “Jack Be Nimble,” and is collected in the volume 6 trade paperback, Homelands.  In this story, Jack runs off to Hollywood, looking for fame and riches.  Also, an index of previous countdown entries has been set up under the Special Features menu.  So, if you’re new to the countdown, check out some of previous entries, and get yourself caught up.  But back to today’s entry, the story recap and spoilers after the break. Read more of this post

The tale of the Girl Turtle

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have a pretty familiar supporting cast of characters.  Of course, we all know the four brothers – Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael – but just as well we know Splinter, their rat father-figure, Casey Jones, the hockey masked best friend, and April O’Neil, the reporter hottie in the yellow jumpsuit.

However, in 1997 when Fox Kids launched the live-action Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation, it was felt that things should be shaken up.  Meant to be a continuation of the movie franchise, strangely enough nowhere to be found were Casey or April.  In their place, we got this:

Quit staring at her shell boobs.

This abomination new character was Venus de Milo, adding the much-needed sex appeal to a show lacking the classic April O’Neil.  And seriously, if you think that this thing is sexier than April, you have issues.  And you need to stay away from Muppets.

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Countdown to Fables #100: The Mean Seasons

Welcome to my twice weekly recap of every story told within the pages of Bill Willingham’s Fables, counting down to the release of issue #100 on November 24th.  Today’s story is the title of volume 5 trade paperback, “The Mean Seasons.”  This story arc is a 4 issue run that takes place over the course of a year, one issue per season.  This story is about the birth of Snow and Bigby’s child, and the fallout from the Mayoral election.  The story recap and spoilers are after the break. Read more of this post

New Comic Day hangover

Yeah, I know that three weeks ago I said “hiatus complete” but I had some extenuating circumstances over the past couple weeks.  Two weeks ago I was too lazy – my bad.  Last week, Casey and I travelled to Chicago for the Wizard World Comic Con and the hotel I was staying in charged $12 for internet access.

But enough excuses.  Let’s make up for the lost time and hit the big list!  This week we have…

Astonishing X-Men #35 in which the story that took forever ends with a disappointing whimper.

Booster Gold #35 in which Booster realizes his trip in the past is not as innocent as he believes.

Justice League: Generation Lost #7 & 8 in which the JLI attacks Checkmate.

New Mutants #16 in which we get the back story of the hellish soldiers.

Uncanny X-Men #527 in which Hope goes after another new mutant.

X-Factor #208 in which Wolfsbane finds out her bf is shacking with a dude.

X-Men #2 in which Blade pops up for the vampire story.

And finally, X-Men Legacy #239 in which we meet Indra’s fiancée.

Please be warned there will be SPOILERS in the reviews following the jump.  I no longer feel bad.

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AMC’s ‘The Walking Dead’ releases an official trailer

Actually, the trailer was shown last month at Comic Con but was only available in a bootleg version until now. All I can say about it is this: Sweet zombie Jesus! This show looks absolutely amazing. Check it out for yourself. It debuts Sunday, October 31 at 10PM EST.

The unexplained mutant problem

The general populace of the Marvel Universe do not really like mutants. After all, the X-Men’s tagline says “Sworn to protect a world that hates and fears them” for good reason. The general idea is that mutants are just like ordinary humans until puberty, when they develop superhuman abilities. Ordinary folk dislike this for two reasons: first, the powers can have unpredictable results. Perhaps a mutant might lose control of their powers and blow up a city block. Perhaps they might take advantage of their ability to walk through walls and rob a bank. Second, humans have a natural dislike of anything superior to themselves. Mutants are refered to as the next step in human evolution. Hell, they’re refered to as “Homo Superior”. That’s pretty much rubbing it in the face of the rank and file civilian. 

But this is well-known information. Why break up the Fables countdown for this? I have a problem with the reaction towards mutants in the Marvel Universe. Actually, not so much in that I question the response towards them – that is completely understandable by looking at human nature. Rather, I question the trust thrown towards other super-heroes while all the hate is being lobbied at the X-Men and their kin. To me, it’s a contradiction of opinion that has gone on mostly unquestioned for nearly 50 years. 

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Countdown to Fables #100: War Stories

Welcome to today’s edition of Countdown to Fables #100, our twice-weekly exploration of every story that has ever appeared within the pages of Fables.  Today’s story is entitled “War Stories,” and is collected in volume 5, The Mean Seasons. This story is a tale about one of Bigby Wolf’s adventures behind enemy lines during World War II.  Read on after the break for the story, and of course, there are spoilers. Read more of this post

Countdown to Fables #100: Cinderella Libertine

Welcome to this Friday’s installment of the Countdown, where I am recapping every story that has appeared in Fables on Tuesday and Friday until issue #100 comes out on November 24th.  Today’s story is titled “Cinderella Libertine.”  In this story, Cinderella reveals who she really is.  As always, there are spoilers after the break. Read more of this post

Superman Is Still A Dick

We all love Super Dickery, and laughing at the Silver Age covers shown there, but this bit of dickery comes from last week’s Superman #702.  During Superman’s “Walk Across America,” while in Detroit, he spots some young men playing basketball.  He agrees to take them all on in a game of basketball, and this is what we get.

Sure, he agrees no flying, but no one said anything about super speed.  So here we have Superman, always looking for a loophole.  He eventually allows the guy that can’t play basketball to get a block on him, and win the third game, but come one.  At least attempt a jump shot to even things out a bit.

Comic Book Movie Review: Kick-Ass

I didn’t have a chance to see Kick-Ass in theaters and had to wait until I could get it through Netflix, which is why you’re seeing this review now, instead of back in April.  Well, honestly, I wasn’t really interested in paying $7 to see this movie in theaters.  I didn’t really like the series, so I suspected that I wouldn’t really like the movie.  And after watching the movie, I was pretty much right.  I enjoyed watching the movie more than reading the series, but that may be due to my laziness.  Watching is always easier than reading.  In my analysis, I’ll try to keep spoilers to a minimum, but there might be a few small ones.

As far as translating Mark Millar’s work into film, Matthew Vaughn did a fine job.  Unfortunately, doing a very faithful adaptation brings the bad parts of the story along with the good.  In a nutshell, Kick-Ass is about a powerless Peter Parker deciding that even without great power, or any power, there is still great responsibility.  So, he decides to fight crime, and gets his ass kicked.  Eventually, he runs into Frank Miller’s Batman and Robin as they are chasing after the Kingpin.  I kid.  Peter Parker equals Kick-Ass/Dave Lizewski played by Aaron Johnson, Batman equals Big Daddy played by Nic Cage, and Robin equals Hit-Girl played by Chloe Moretz.

The acting was actually pretty good, for the most part.  All 3 of the main characters played their parts well.  Also Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Red Mist and Mark Strong playing Frank D’Amico (Kingpin) played a pretty good villain.  Where the acting hurts the movie is with the supporting cast around Dave.  When he’s talking with his friends, it is completely boring.  The dialogue is boring, the delivery is boring, and none of the characters are the slightest bit interesting.  It also didn’t help that Dave’s moments as himself with his friends often contained one of my major annoyances with the story.

And so I’ll explain this annoyance.  This story takes place in the “real world.”  As in, the world you and I are living in.  Now, there’s nothing wrong with that, but the issue comes with how they establish this fact.  To show they’re in the real world, they mention real comic book writers and stories over and over again.  Even to the point where the actual issue of Kick-Ass #1 appears in the comic store.  (I half expect Mark Millar to appear as himself in the second story, and offer advice to Kick-Ass, trying to be Morrison-esq.)  It wouldn’t bother me if these stories were used to further the story, but they don’t.  They are nothing more than name dropping.  And it gets annoying, quickly.

There’s also the issue of the tone of the story.  Sometimes it’s fun violence, sometimes it’s emotional drama, and other times it’s a teen comedy.  I kept wanting to tell the movie to pick a tone and stick with it.  Sure, it’s possible to have multiple tones in a movie, but here, they kept tripping over each other.  When you jump from a very emotional moment, and go back to fun violence, it takes away from the emotion.  A lot of this could have been fixed with the soundtrack selections.  For instance, perhaps “Bad Reputation” by Joan Jett isn’t the best choice of music when building up to the climax of the movie.

In conclusion, I know I’m very critical of the movie, but it is worth a view, just try not to pay to much for it.  Also, the biggest thing I walked away from this movie thinking was, “Why isn’t Aaron Johnson playing Spider-man in the reboot?”  I mean, this movie was pretty much a long audition tape, and he was pretty good in the role.

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