We all love Super Dickery, and laughing at the Silver Age covers shown there, but this bit of dickery comes from last week’s Superman #702. During Superman’s “Walk Across America,” while in Detroit, he spots some young men playing basketball. He agrees to take them all on in a game of basketball, and this is what we get.
Sure, he agrees no flying, but no one said anything about super speed. So here we have Superman, always looking for a loophole. He eventually allows the guy that can’t play basketball to get a block on him, and win the third game, but come one. At least attempt a jump shot to even things out a bit.